February 2012
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microbadassia asked: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LIKE MOLOSSIA
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Nasty cold? I should make you some soup or somethin’…
An’ I just wanted it to be a surprise. You’ve been holdin’ down the fort okay, right?”
“Soup sounds awesome! Maybe some chicken soup! But no carrots. But if there are carrots keep ‘em! I’ll jus’ pick em out! And yup! We also got some new friends too!” She...
microbadassia asked: NOPE I DEF LOVE YOU MORE
microbadassia asked: Liz I love you
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im-the-only-hero-you-need started following you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALFIEALFIEALFIEALFIE
//epic hardcore loving on
//falls into coughing fit//
//coughing up a lung//
MELIAAAAAA!
-Stops-
Oh god dude! Don’ die! BREATH. FOR...
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im-the-only-hero-you-need started following you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALFIEALFIEALFIEALFIE
//epic hardcore loving on
//falls into coughing fit//
//coughing up a lung//
MELIAAAAAA!
-Stops-
Oh god dude! Don’ die! BREATH. FOR THE LOVE OF FREEDOM, BREATH.
-pats her back-
...
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im-the-only-hero-you-need started following you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALFIEALFIEALFIEALFIE
//epic hardcore loving on
//falls into coughing fit//
//coughing up a lung//
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@unionjackspeedo -- Cardverse!AU
unionjackspeedo:
Arthur walked into the castle, dressed in his brand new suit. He had taken the dress made for Amelia and used it to make the servants new uniforms. There was enough fabric on it for three new ones, which made him very happy. He wasn’t very happy about his own expense of his suit, but he didn’t say anything. He sighed as he reached up, straightening his crown on top of his...
@unionjackspeedo -- Cardverse!AU
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“Now, when did I say that I wanted a new outfit?” he asked, raising a brow. “And you are not what I want. You cry every time I scold you, so you are weak. You have not been raised to lead.”
She stopped in her tracks, and crossed her arms then turned to him. “You are scolding me right now....
@unionjackspeedo -- Cardverse!AU
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“Now, when did I say that I wanted a new outfit?” he asked, raising a brow. “And you are not what I want. You cry every time I scold you, so you are weak. You have not been raised to lead.”
She stopped in her tracks, and crossed her arms then turned to him. “You are scolding me right now. Does it look like I’m crying? My king, I...
@unionjackspeedo -- Cardverse!AU
unionjackspeedo:
“Now, when did I say that I wanted a new outfit?” he asked, raising a brow. “And you are not what I want. You cry every time I scold you, so you are weak. You have not been raised to lead.”
She stopped in her tracks, and crossed her arms then turned to him. “You are scolding me right now. Does it look like I’m crying? My king, I might have not been raised to lead....
“does sucking juicy dick count as exercise”
– Liz (via thatbitchnamedkat)
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@unionjackspeedo -- Cardverse!AU
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Arthur scoffed. “That man deserves the worst from me,” he said. “His ball is surely not worth this at all…”
“Well, maybe the other kingdoms don’t think that! Don’t you want to look good in front of...
Best of Patrick Star! →
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THIS POST IS LIFE.
@unionjackspeedo -- Cardverse!AU
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Arthur scoffed. “That man deserves the worst from me,” he said. “His ball is surely not worth this at all…”
“Well, maybe the other kingdoms don’t think that! Don’t you want to look good in front of Hearts? In front of Clubs?”
“I don’t care about...
@unionjackspeedo -- Cardverse!AU
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Arthur scoffed. “That man deserves the worst from me,” he said. “His ball is surely not worth this at all…”
“Well, maybe the other kingdoms don’t think that! Don’t you want to look good in front of Hearts? In front of Clubs?”
“I don’t care about that,” he said. “I’m only going so I can...
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Open High School AU RP
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One could say that moving definitely wasn’t something Jia Long was looking forward to. Although he didn’t show it much, he was actually quite happy with his life back in Hong Kong. He had good...
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@unionjackspeedo -- Cardverse!AU
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Arthur scoffed. “That man deserves the worst from me,” he said. “His ball is surely not worth this at all…”
“Well, maybe the other kingdoms don’t think that! Don’t you want to look good in front of Hearts? In front of Clubs?”
“I don’t care about that,” he said. “I’m only going so I can meet the princesses.”
“Well...
@unionjackspeedo -- Cardverse!AU
unionjackspeedo:
Arthur scoffed. “That man deserves the worst from me,” he said. “His ball is surely not worth this at all…”
“Well, maybe the other kingdoms don’t think that! Don’t you want to look good in front of Hearts? In front of Clubs?”
The 78th GIF is who or what you will be having sex...
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he doesn’t seem to be to pleased about this
me gusta
oh my god. wat. seriously? okay.
xDDD Wat.
Oh yeah
o-oh…
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Open RP -- Sick Days.......
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“Nah, I’m immune!” she grinned, wrapping her arms around her to pull her closer. It was very warm under the...
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Open High School AU RP
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One could say that moving definitely wasn’t something Jia Long was looking forward to. Although he didn’t show it much, he was actually quite happy with his life back in Hong Kong. He had good grades, friends, and a well paying job that kept him in...
@unionjackspeedo -- Cardverse!AU
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Arthur rolled his eyes. “Do I seem like a man to go and compliment people?” he said. “Really, I thought you knew me better than that.”
“Well, that is true…” She looked at him. “I haven’t seen what yours...
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@unionjackspeedo -- Cardverse!AU
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Arthur rolled his eyes. “Do I seem like a man to go and compliment people?” he said. “Really, I thought you knew me better than that.”
“Well, that is true…” She looked at him. “I haven’t seen what yours looks like yet… And I think, from what mine...
livinglovinoloca:
Is it bad that I hate all Presidential Candidates
Like
Right now I’m trusting Obama and no one else
Rick Santorum is coming across to me as a sexist, homophobic pig
Mitt Romney is my old governor but that doesn’t mean much to me
I honestly think the rest of them are either unfit or uneducated for leading my country
And some kid in my class today said, “Obama’s an idiot,...
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Open High School AU RP
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One could say that moving definitely wasn’t something Jia Long was looking forward to. Although he didn’t show it much, he was actually quite happy with his life back in Hong Kong. He had good grades, friends, and a well paying job that kept him in his small apartment. Why would he change it?
But now, here...
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Open High School AU RP
xx-that-badass-hong-konger-xx:
One could say that moving definitely wasn’t something Jia Long was looking forward to. Although he didn’t show it much, he was actually quite happy with his life back in Hong Kong. He had good grades, friends, and a well paying job that kept him in his small apartment. Why would he change it?
But now, here he was, in a taxi cab with his brother from the mainland...
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CANNOT BE UNSEEN
whAT
Fandom.
jesus christ i love you all
this fandom
“A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone...”
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Oh god this is a dangerous meme
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Open RP -- Sick Days.......
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“Nah, I’m immune!” she grinned, wrapping her arms around her to pull her closer. It was very warm under the comforter.
“B-But…” She whispered, obviously out of energy....
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Open RP -- Sick Days.......
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“Nah, I’m immune!” she grinned, wrapping her arms around her to pull her closer. It was very warm under the comforter.
“B-But…” She whispered, obviously out of energy. She just wanted to sleep. “Maria… Don’ leave this...
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Open RP -- Sick Days.......
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“Nah, I’m immune!” she grinned, wrapping her arms around her to pull her closer. It was very warm under the comforter.
“B-But…” She whispered, obviously out of energy. She just wanted to sleep. “Maria… Don’ leave this room unless I tell y’to, okay?”
“I’m too warm to...
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Open RP -- Sick Days.......
shescoveredinyourblood:
im-better-than-alfred:
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“Nah, I’m immune!” she grinned, wrapping her arms around her to pull her closer. It was very warm under the comforter.
“B-But…” She whispered, obviously out of energy. She just wanted to sleep. “Maria… Don’ leave this room unless I tell y’to, okay?”
“I’m too warm to leave” she laughed. She sighed and pulled the...
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Open RP -- Sick Days.......
shescoveredinyourblood:
“Nah, I’m immune!” she grinned, wrapping her arms around her to pull her closer. It was very warm under the comforter.
“B-But…” She whispered, obviously out of energy. She just wanted to sleep. “Maria… Don’ leave this room unless I tell y’to, okay?”
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Open RP -- Sick Days.......
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Amelia curled up under her blankets, sighing. The mattress felt nice, and she didn’t feel well enough yet to get up. The pups and Hero were curled up at her feet, keeping her company. She had put...
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Open RP -- Sick Days.......
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Amelia curled up under her blankets, sighing. The mattress felt nice, and she didn’t feel well enough yet to get up. The pups and Hero were curled up at her feet, keeping her company. She had put a heating pad under her pillow to keep it warm. And...
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i get it
i have big boobs
no i do not want to cosplay ukraine
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chickenn-nuggets:
Headcanon China Voice: the Hangover’s Ken Jeong (Mr. Chow)
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Open RP -- Sick Days.......
shescoveredinyourblood:
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Amelia curled up under her blankets, sighing. The mattress felt nice, and she didn’t feel well enough yet to get up. The pups and Hero were curled up at her feet, keeping her company. She had put a heating pad under her pillow to keep it warm. And it felt amazing. But she didn’t feel all that...